Flame Envoker

The Blog of Devan Mayer. Here, Flames are envoked. Sometimes some moderate offending.

I talk about the important stuff…Or try to at least.

Homework Sucks

So, I started school again last week. At first I said to myself; Man did I miss this.
Then after three days…I remembered why I took the summer off.
Seriously I’m taking a class that should be mandatory only for those who have not grown up around technology. Specifically it’s to “Familiarize yourself with Microsoft Word and Excel and windows 7.”
Question. IF you own a computer, IF you go to a SCHOOL with computers, IF you go  to a SCHOOL with COMPUTERS and PROGRAMS.
You’d think. By now. I’d know how to fucking use this stuff, But no. I have to get the most condescending, irrational, monotonous, impossible woman as a professor.
"Say I missed monday, is there any…"
"NO."
"Oooookay. Anyway I can test out of"
"ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT"

"…School…Just started last week."
|:c Only one thing to do now. Suck it up and start doing work. Despite the fact that “If you miss a class you cant do any of the classwork the same as homework and if you miss more than two classes you will fail automatically.”
I love life. It’s just so fair.
But then again, it’s just about the same level of fair for everyone isn’t it?
That being said; My Step Grandmothers funeral was last saturday. Eh. Sadness.
But enough about that, My drawing classes are pretty tough. Considering Still life is possibly the most difficult thing for me to do. :U But alas back to homework.

Oh I have Followers.

  Oh well hello there. Sorry about that. I didn’t think anyone was y’know, there. Hi! I am Devan McDevmaniggusmaximus…But you can just call me Devan. I suppose now would be a good time to explain why I am here, why you’re reading this. And Why Am I just rambling like a lunatic? Simple. I’m bored beyond belief and nothing… Nah not really. But seriously, I’m sort of a terrible artist, Mediocre deli worker, and Beginning writer.
But yeah, Thanks for following I’ll have…uh…amusing stuff…at some point…I promise.

A Quote

"You can Quote as many things as you’d like. Just remember, You aren’t the one who made the statement. Come up with something on your own than borrow from someone else."
-Oh That guy you know.

Thanks Bungie.

Thanks Bungie.

A Simple KissI’ve been seeing a lot of Kissing stuff on Deviantart and whatnot. And so I decided to give it a shot. Woo. Yay first try. Thanks for Mark Crilley and his tutorials.

A Simple Kiss
I’ve been seeing a lot of Kissing stuff on Deviantart and whatnot. And so I decided to give it a shot. Woo. Yay first try. Thanks for Mark Crilley and his tutorials.

Deviant: Since YesterdayI don’t like how I did this one. I wanted to do it in pencil art but it just didn’t work. :c Oh well. I’ll find my Nitch.

Deviant: Since Yesterday
I don’t like how I did this one. I wanted to do it in pencil art but it just didn’t work. :c Oh well. I’ll find my Nitch.

Trailer for an internet Series I’m starting. (:U Slowly but surely.

First Post, This is Saleena, She’s reading a book. I have Nothing else to say other than that I’ve made numerous mistakes, and no she’s not groping herself just moving her left boob so she can read.

First Post, This is Saleena, She’s reading a book. I have Nothing else to say other than that I’ve made numerous mistakes, and no she’s not groping herself just moving her left boob so she can read.